Can’t decide what to order at the Slug & Lettuce tonight.

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I THOUGHT I SAW YOU!

AGHAGHAGAH GAH GH was that you I was staring at for an uncomfortably prolonged amount of time? Couldn’t work out if it was you or not :D

I once courted a boy.

He was a lot like me but his eyelids were destroyed.

republicanidiots:

Here’s Mitt sucking the life essence from a human child.

republicanidiots:

Here’s Mitt sucking the life essence from a human child.

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So I went to Slam Dunk yesterday and it was AMAZING. I saw Say Anything, Lower Than Atlantis, Of Mice & Men, Taking Back Sunday and Architects. Also saw bits of Zebrahead, Funeral For A Friend, Motion City Soundtrack and The Blackout. Such an amazing day. Except Shaun got trampled in a mosh pit and got concussion and also broke his glasses, and my car broke down on the way home :( but apart from that it was fucking awesome.

So I went to Slam Dunk yesterday and it was AMAZING. I saw Say Anything, Lower Than Atlantis, Of Mice & Men, Taking Back Sunday and Architects. Also saw bits of Zebrahead, Funeral For A Friend, Motion City Soundtrack and The Blackout. Such an amazing day. Except Shaun got trampled in a mosh pit and got concussion and also broke his glasses, and my car broke down on the way home :( but apart from that it was fucking awesome.

omfg

omfg

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Dat sunburn :c

Dat sunburn :c

using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now

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Calling 20 different Wal Marts on Skype at the same time, muting the mic and listening to the magic unfold as Wal Mart realises it’s talking to Wal Mart and no one knows who called who.

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samanthaknowsitbetter:

Kneel before me!

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I’m not going outside.

I’m not going outside.