YOU’VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO. WHOA, WHOA. NOWHERE TO GO. WHOA, WHOA.– Say Anything (make my life worth living)
I am up way too fucking early.
Three cheers for bratty, pukey, snotty, whiny kids.
Hit me. You can't hurt me.
Suck my kiss.
Ten essential Blink 182 songs
Rollercoaster Go Going Away To College Stockholm Syndrome TV Strings M&Ms Dysentery Gary Violence Reckless Abandon So many more! But these are my ten favourites…
Don't let my door hit your ass.
I don’t want to feel this way forever– Thursday
The Chronicles Of Bitch.: Ahrbzllzbfkdkb... →
thechroniclesofbitch: Today, as you know, I am going to City University. I know it is going to be quite warm so I thought I would wear shorts (I have the legs for it so why shouldn’t I?) My mum said no bare legs, uni’s don’t like that. Wtfffff?! Apparently I can’t be differen because that isn’t how you become… My mum’s the same. She told me to take my ear stretchers out when we...
Shut the fuck up, she said I’m going fucking deaf You’re always...– Blink 182
Day seven: ten important people
The whole day thing has completely gone out the window. So fuck it. Here’s day 7, a whole day early. Suck it. If you’re not on here, I don’t apologise. Clearly you’re just not important enough to write about in a shitty insignificant little blog post. 1) my brother Keiran. He’s probably the only sibling I can have a real conversation with. And he drives me places...
I used to be an atheist, until I realized that I...
Keep dreaming.. ;)
Alex reads Twilight →
Just watched all of “Alex reads Twilight” on YouTube. I kid you not, itis the funniest thing I ever did see. Those of you who are unfamiliar with nerimon (YouTube name) and this series. It’s basically a twenty year old British guy reading twilight, summarising it and ripping the shit out of it. Some choice quotes: ” ‘he chuckled darkly’… How do you...
Who's got ping? Entertain me: kirstygrapes
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
But god almighty have you seen what’s happened since?!
Day six (?): ten items you can't live without
1) a shower 2) iPod 3) diary 4) wifi. Does that count as an item? 5) bed 6) clothes etc 7) phone 8) custard creams 9) pencils 10) my beautiful darling cats
I’m staying in with my parents doing homework. God, I need to get me a social life. Hopefully, by mid-next week my hair will be short and red. Three cheers for reinventions. Expect major tumblr whoring tonight.
The theme of the party I’m going to is “people who will go to hell”. Eva Braun is my choice. But I don’t really know enough about the whole hitler thing to make an informed decision. Question: does Eva Braun deserve to go to hell? In other news, my hair is a great big fluffy mess, and my eyebrows need a severe talking-to (or plucking). I just re-read this. I called...
Revised Uni choices
Warwick, creative writing, AAA York, English language & linguistics, AAA Royal holloway, creative writing, AAB Bath Spa, creative writing, BBC Brunel (?), creative writing, 320-340 pts
Happy Poetry Day
Change Change is the new, improved word for god, lovely enough to raise a song or implicate a sea of wrongs, mighty enough, like other gods, to shelter, bring together, and estrange use. Please, god, we seem to say, change us Wendy Videlock
Day five: ten wishes
1) win the lottery. Idc if that’s superficial. Everyone wants money. 2) more lenient parents. So I can do whatever the fuck I want. 3) photographic memory. So I never have to revise for an exam/do any real work, ever. 4) get into Warwick 5) real Ray-Bans 6) play the violin 7) be able to cook 8) have cooler stuff. Like vintage jewellery or old books or something 9) world...
Day four: 10 things you want to say to one person
1) I have nothing to say to you 2) ok, that’s a lie. I have lots to say. 3) namely, that you’re a cock 4) and you completely screwed me over. I needed you, I was really struggling. And you fucked off god knows where. 5) and you have really bad fashion sense. I hate your hair. And you need to buy some different clothes. You try too hard. 6) and you broke my fucking heart 7)...
Excuse me sir, do you think your wife would like to try a different kind of...
My little brother
is an absolute knobjocky. This is such a sibling rant. But whatever. He gets away with murder, my parents tiptoe around him like he’s the fucking second coming. On the other hand, I get treated like a shitbag because some incriminating photos may or may not have appeared on facebook and my mother may or may not have seen them and grounded me. Still, transgressions are no excuse to...