March 2011
when people dont understand that a gap in your...
-thechroniclesofbitch:
peasants
When I look at her I’m reminded of the London Underground
this boy in my philosophy class called Georgia May...
plushturtle:
-thechroniclesofbitch:
..wait, what
it’s kwl though because he’s a fat shit and he eats a huge bag of wotsits in lesson
I don’t know if I’d call her ugly but I don’t like her face
One word: GAP.
Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Top 3 Hammiest... →
iamsexy:
plushturtle:
iamsexy:
plushturtle:
3 - Raoul Julia in the Street Fighter movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1KKAs-RmY if this isn’t pure ham and cheese I don’t know what is.
2 - AAAAHnold Shcwartzanegger in Batman And Robin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I though I could have picked any character from that…
you say Ian McDiarmid’s Palpatine as if another actor...
In English today my teacher gave a massive speech...
iamsexy:
I wanted so badly to say “Like Ant and Dec” but the atmosphere wasn’t right :(
We definitely had that speech today too.
“Nelly, I am Heathcliff!”
Herp fucking derp
Dressing classy is way better than dressing sexy imo.
Fuckfuckfuck
I just got a phone call from my manager asking where I was. I’d arranged for someone to cover me but I don’t remember if I told her that I didn’t need to be covered anymore. I think I told her. FUCK. So my boss rang me and I told him that I’d arranged for her to cover me. But maybe I didn’t? Did I just not turn up to work? Am I going to lose my job? Shit.
Can’t...
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plushturtle asked: I saw that picture of Velma and you do look a bit similar. Glasses, a penchant for jumpers, same hair colour...
oldest-friend asked: What is your current favourite song?
TMI Tuesday and all that
http://klec.tumblr.com/ask
rep-your-hood:
I can’t wait until I move out so I can just be naked all the time
Gentlemen
(John & Jack)
and ladies (Claire)
You are all fucking stunning. Please doon’t ever forget it. Okay?
Greetings, Earthlings.: th0m4s: Can I just say how... →
mill0naires:
th0m4s:
Can I just say how come girls can go oh I want a skinny guy, oh I want a chubby guy, but if guys did it, it would be like ‘you cant say that’ silly double standards are silly.
maybe because the weight of a man isn’t an integral part of his life? Most men aren’t really fussed about…
THIS.
Re-blog this if you want the following in your...
plushturtle:
jackxabier:
-thechroniclesofbitch:
timepasses-lifechanges:
Stupid questions
Sexual questions
Personal questions
Have you ever questions
Fuck, marry, kill questions
Un-answerable questions
Confusing questions
Any type of questions!
Someone?
anything
give me life
Yeah go on I’m bored and tired, I haven’t slept in the past 30 hours. ENTERTAIN ME !
gah, why...
Strike out everything you've done on the list
1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to something. 17. Had a dog....
I fell asleep twice today.
I was doing English coursework in the library and I woke up with my face smooshed to the keyboard. So I went to the Student Centre for a power nap and this is what my delightful friends did to me:
The sign reads: “will bum you for loose change”.
Suffice to say, I still haven’t started my coursework.
RE: Obama Abortion Billboard
stfuconservatives:
“This is an image I whipped up real quick to show how the “what if” argument doesn’t hold up for anti-choicers.”
(submitted by Anon in response to this post)
oldest-friend asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGPi0NPzvkY
