when people dont understand that a gap in your...
-thechroniclesofbitch: peasants When I look at her I’m reminded of the London Underground
this boy in my philosophy class called Georgia May...
plushturtle: -thechroniclesofbitch: ..wait, what it’s kwl though because he’s a fat shit and he eats a huge bag of wotsits in lesson I don’t know if I’d call her ugly but I don’t like her face One word: GAP.
Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Top 3 Hammiest... →
iamsexy: plushturtle: iamsexy: plushturtle: 3 - Raoul Julia in the Street Fighter movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1KKAs-RmY if this isn’t pure ham and cheese I don’t know what is. 2 - AAAAHnold Shcwartzanegger in Batman And Robin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I though I could have picked any character from that… you say Ian McDiarmid’s Palpatine as if another actor...
In English today my teacher gave a massive speech...
iamsexy: I wanted so badly to say “Like Ant and Dec” but the atmosphere wasn’t right :( We definitely had that speech today too. “Nelly, I am Heathcliff!” Herp fucking derp
Dressing classy is way better than dressing sexy imo.
I just got a phone call from my manager asking where I was. I’d arranged for someone to cover me but I don’t remember if I told her that I didn’t need to be covered anymore. I think I told her. FUCK. So my boss rang me and I told him that I’d arranged for her to cover me. But maybe I didn’t? Did I just not turn up to work? Am I going to lose my job? Shit. Can’t...
plushturtle asked: I saw that picture of Velma and you do look a bit similar. Glasses, a penchant for jumpers, same hair colour...
oldest-friend asked: What is your current favourite song?
TMI Tuesday and all that
rep-your-hood: I can’t wait until I move out so I can just be naked all the time
(John & Jack) and ladies (Claire) You are all fucking stunning. Please doon’t ever forget it. Okay?
Greetings, Earthlings.: th0m4s: Can I just say how... →
mill0naires: th0m4s: Can I just say how come girls can go oh I want a skinny guy, oh I want a chubby guy, but if guys did it, it would be like ‘you cant say that’ silly double standards are silly. maybe because the weight of a man isn’t an integral part of his life? Most men aren’t really fussed about… THIS.
Re-blog this if you want the following in your...
plushturtle: jackxabier: -thechroniclesofbitch: timepasses-lifechanges: Stupid questions Sexual questions Personal questions Have you ever questions Fuck, marry, kill questions Un-answerable questions Confusing questions Any type of questions! Someone? anything give me life Yeah go on I’m bored and tired, I haven’t slept in the past 30 hours. ENTERTAIN ME ! gah, why...
Strike out everything you've done on the list
1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to something. 17. Had a dog....
I fell asleep twice today.
I was doing English coursework in the library and I woke up with my face smooshed to the keyboard. So I went to the Student Centre for a power nap and this is what my delightful friends did to me: The sign reads: “will bum you for loose change”. Suffice to say, I still haven’t started my coursework.
RE: Obama Abortion Billboard
stfuconservatives: “This is an image I whipped up real quick to show how the “what if” argument doesn’t hold up for anti-choicers.” (submitted by Anon in response to this post)
oldest-friend asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGPi0NPzvkY