Just realised that I have zero social life.
*me in GAME today*
GAME Employee: Would you like any help?
Me: No thankyou, just inspecting the condemned
jayduhhh: “A queen loses her crown when she loses her virginity. And a queen becomes the bitch when she likes it.” The first time I saw this, oh man. Beautiful poet right here.
Sometimes my boyfriend is a massive fucking pile of shit.
adrowningwoman: The Female Orgasm Explained