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Aug 31st

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Okay my dog keeps staring at my bed and crying. It’s really fucking weird and now she is crying downstairs GHOSTS IN MY HOUSE.

Aug 31st

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Aug 30th

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Aug 29th

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gaws: Medley: Please, Please, Please/You’ve Got...

Aug 29th

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thehumanoftheyear replied to your post: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES all the single ladies ALL… fuck you you aint single FUCK YOUR HAPPINESS KIRSTY STOP LYING TO ME ALWAYS SINGLE 4 U BB

Aug 29th

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synonymsforfailure: Man, I love Miranda July’s stories, but her films make her look like Zooey Deschanel for hipsters. … So when you think about it, that’s kind of an all-around pro-July message coming from me. Plus, her surname is also a Mineral song. Good for you, Miranda July. GOd, I love Miranda July. If I could write anything close to how she writes I would be a very happy bunny.

Aug 29th

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ALL THE SINGLE LADIES all the single ladies ALL THE SINGLE LADIES all the single ladies ALL THE SINGLE LADIES all the single ladies ALL THE SINGLE LADIES NOW PUT YA HANDS UP

Aug 29th

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Aug 29th

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Wah reddit why won’t you work :’(

Aug 29th

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Aug 24th

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Aug 23rd

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shit day is shit

Aug 21st

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scarletpebble: liamdryden: eddplant: hannahgirasol: absolutetwoddle: Avengers gag reel, don’t mind if I do :) This is hilarious! Oh my god JOSS <3 GOD And just like that my love for this film increased a hundred fold.

Aug 21st

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When someone buys something off me on eBay I always Google Maps their address.

Aug 21st

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Aug 19th

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Aug 19th

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Aug 19th

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omg

Aug 19th

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Aug 18th

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Aug 17th

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Aug 16th

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dorritt: girl-germs: nessfraserloves: gaynotqueer: thisisfemaleprivilege: Female privilege is the ability to play with children without being seen as a pedophile. If men stopped raping children this wouldn’t be an issue. Oh shit. BAM owned.

Aug 16th

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Aug 16th

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Man Overboard: I love my girlfriend.
The Story So Far: I hate my girlfriend.
The Wonder Years: I don't have a girlfriend but I hate my town.
A Day To Remember: I hate my town too.
New Found Glory: I love girls, breakups suck.
Set Your Goals: I hate record labels.

Aug 16th

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Aug 15th

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Aug 14th

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Aug 14th

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cosmo sex tip #4

ponweiwest: while you’re undressing, seductively tell your partner you have a surprise. pull out a basketball from under the bed and throw it at your partner’s chest screaming “COME ON SLAM WELCOME TO THE JAM”

Aug 14th

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BJ lips and vagina lips

When some girls think *BJ lips* are “hot” and anyone who does not have *BJ lips* have vagina lips. Allow me to explain why you are a sexist fuck. If you measure your physical features and appearance on how sexually pleasurable they are to a male, you are sexist. You are conforming to your gender roles, moulded unto you by the patriarchy. Fuck you. Similarly, by denouncing...

Aug 14th

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Aug 14th

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kingunderthemountain: klec replied to your post: Fuck it, I’m coming out. shut the fuck up … and so it begins. Really, Callum you are not going to gain more followers by pretending you’re an ignorant fuck and attempting to offend every demographic under the sun. It is not funny, please stop. I also don’t appreciate you using me a some sort of figurehead for your war against...

Aug 14th

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